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I'm not sure how much is okay for me to say in my own journal. That's sad. Maybe I should stop giving a shit what people think of me. I mean, it was only a few weeks ago that I started caring again. I guess, a certain person really changed my life, recently. I hate to give him that much credit, but it's terribly true. He says that I'm a boring ( Read more... )

If you're not into long stories with no humor involved, don't read on. I don't want to bore you. But it's my fucking journal, and I'll write about whatever the fuck I want to. So, I don't want to hear any shit, especially from you, Josh Spickler ( Read more... )

So, I was in my bathroom just now, picking up towels and shit from when I washed my dogs earlier. And my cat was following me around the bathroom meowing really really loudly. And it was super annoying so I yelled "Shut up!!!" and shook my finger at her. And she's staring at me...and just takes a shit right there on the floor, still staring at me. ( Read more... )

Yeah, so I've had this livejournal forever, I've just been too lazy to use it. I figured I might start considering everyone I know asks me repeatedly if I have one or when I'm going to start using it. The thing is, I always try to make my websites cool, and I'm feeling so fucking lazy right now, so it's frustrating that I know my livejournal is ( Read more... )