Is there anything more sad than eating out by yourself? And why do the hostesses and waiters always make it worse. I think three people asked me I f it was just me dining this evening. Yes, assholes, that is why I'm sitting alone. Please oh please rub it in ( Read more... )

I was not even aware that I had fallen asleep until I found myself standing in the middle of a desert. Everything was the same pallid color, yet I could still make out the distinct shape of every object surrounding me. I thought this odd, being a person who loves bright colors - blues and yellows especially - but quickly reasoned that deserts were ( Read more... )

I am in Dickson, TN, the center of the known world. I am staying at a Holiday Inn with free high-speed internet. Woop, woop ( Read more... )

1. I don't understand people who want everything. Where would they keep it all ( Read more... )

I really am in a Lone Star State. More psychologically than geographically. Maybe my mind is playing tricks on me, but I swear I'm developing a Texas drawl (y'all), and I have an unsubmissable urge to drive a truck. I also bought a cowboy hat that, however tolerable, isn't really even in style in Texas. See if I care ( Read more... )

So...here I am writing in my first ever live journal. I'm sure no one (except maybe Sunny) will read this, but when I become famous (for something), you will all have to pay to see this ( Read more... )