barbie was a ho. but we love her so. she was having sex with g.i. joe.

[whatever_baby]

this was a line from the inspirational poetry of blondie, who strips at the claremont lounge and crushes cans of pbr between her breasts, who is "half-gay," hates men with big penises, and who does more drugs than keith richards and lindsey lohan combined. i love her so. for valentines day i went to the earl to hear my love's spoken word and to

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[unitvector]

If this were my ballot, I would cast 'madly in love,' but then again I have a 'teacher thing.'

[whatever_baby]

i am generally 'madly in love' when there is a boot and skirt combination involved. i have such a "teacher thing" though it becomes kind of creepy when you know that i have actually dated a teacher and both of my parents are teachers as well. damn freud.

[whatever_baby]

you totally missed out! don't worry, i can recreate it for you if you'd like.

[__onthepier]

let's not forget the winning combination of hard nipples and thin sweater!

[whatever_baby]

trousdale has truly perfected the concept of "sweater sexy"