rather than actively trying to graduate, i was stalking my love, jeff stryker. the greatest porn star of all time:


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i have now come to the conclusion I am the most ridiculous person on earth. why you ask? shall i innumerate? do i even know how to spell innumerate? enumerate ( Read more... )

-jina envisioning tolliver's excuse for not turning in his course descriptions on time. his real response: "oh i thought they were due on the 9th...the 5th? oh.hmm. okay ( Read more... )

this was a line from the inspirational poetry of blondie, who strips at the claremont lounge and crushes cans of pbr between her breasts, who is "half-gay," hates men with big penises, and who does more drugs than keith richards and lindsey lohan combined. i love her so. for valentines day i went to the earl to hear my love's spoken word and to ( Read more... )

did i really end up playing "suck and blow" with a bunch of straight girls in the middle of the bar on thursday? i attempted to get the details of the evening from others who were there to know whether i should avoid eye contact with anyone, but turns out everyone else was too drunk to remember either. i hate not knowing if i should be ( Read more... )

hmm so as much as i'm convinced i should pay people to go on all my dates for me because i FUCK them up so bad, i keep getting to go on more... so i guess i'm doing something right... but really i think this chick just has more patience than anyone really should. i mean could anyone be more awkward than me??? nope ( Read more... )

Stars when you shine you know how I feel ( Read more... )

"first you'll roll your eyes to heaven ( Read more... )

so i'm stressing about all the paper writing i must do when a miracle happened ( Read more... )

hmm so how can i go from anxiety-ridden and melodramatically freaking out about everything to falling in love with everything i see? i dunno but i'm not even on birth control so it must just be my own insanity that is at work here ( Read more... )