i feel like this is the first time in the history of my life that a cute (sober) women has asked for my number at a bar and actually called me the next day. i thought things like this only happened in the magical world of the l-word. i can't help but be just a little bit flattered and excited by this.

i now know queen victoria smoked marijauna to relieve her menstrual cramps.
oh and hitler was a speed freak

Dear Karma,
fuck you.

love,
ees

ps. you seem tense. maybe some vacation time would do you some good because you really are becoming an asshole.

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the vh1 behind the music of new edition is the most amazing thing i've ever seen. made even better by the fact that encased within is a mini-behind the music whitney and bobby. back to homework. well back to new edition anyway.

i feel as if i might get kicked off facebook... but it's worth it!

I feel like i've missed so much since i've been at agnes first anna nicole's son dies and then this...

http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/lindsay_lohan/stop_the_insanity_20060912.php

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clerks two?? hmmmm...

i'm working every single night of pride. this is uncool, man. uncool. so everyone will already be wasted as hell by the time i get out of work (which will be midnight at the earliest) so wait for me attractiove drunk ladies, wait.