I think I out did Charlotte on the cool stuff that happened on my birthday:

1944 The noontime siesta, or nap, period for workers is abolished by the Mexican government.

Damn mexicants!!

Not only that, but my three lifetime idols were born on that date!
Pat Boone
Marylin Monroe
Brigham Young

I wish you were here with me, to lay in the grass and watch the stars.

ok... so dont laugh at me when i say this. i seriously, honest to god (if you could see my face right now you would know how serious i am) i think that jack black is one of the hottest men alive. I am not kidding. i wonder if one could get a pin-up poster of him. That would be wonderful.

Thank you to everyone who made my birthday so great! I had numerous phone calls and many well wishers via the internet! thank you ( Read more... )

ahh its great to be home ( Read more... )

the grass is always greener on the other side

but, its dying becasuse the irrigation pipe is broken. and the grass on the other side is green, but its not old enough.

and on a completely unrelated note...
there are some places you shouldnt blow your nose, for example; at the dinner table, a resturant, or in church. But there are some places that have much more severe consequences, like blowing your nose while taking a crap, or perhaps brushing your teeth. Just a friendly reminder!

on a much less abstract note.... the easter bunny didnt come either!

its like its christmas and im not sure whether santa is comming or not

ohh.. ohh. Its a cookie. It used to be a really delicous cookie, but now it is old and really sick. No one wants to eat it. It is crumbling, crumbling. You can try and make it taste good with milk, but it crumbles further and sinks to the bottom of your cup, then your milk is ruined. The cookie is so sick,you would never eat that kind ever, ever ( Read more... )