Lest the four people who read my blog should think that the bug attacks are slowing therefore leaving me sans exciting blog material...fear not! Today has given me enough to tide us over ( Read more... )

For about the past ten years I've had a recurring dream. The common thread is that I am in college again. I am always my current age, with children, and when I was married I was also married in the dream. Sometimes I am there because I haven't actually FINISHED and have to complete some classes before I can get my diploma. (And for the record, ( Read more... )

Okay so a couple months ago all the talk radio shows were polling people about the new smoking 100 feet from the building laws. I personally took the stand of "play some damn MUSIC!" Until today I couldn't have cared less. If people want to get cancer by inhaling smoke from paper sticks or whatever, go for it. I personally choose to suck down ( Read more... )

How to make a WHATSITSFACE
Ingredients:

3 parts competetiveness

1 part self-sufficiency

3 parts ego
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little sadness if desired!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

Early this morning I took a walk on my treadmill. The Boy had arisen late and made his own breakfast complete with juice in a wineglass. "Why did you choose that glass?" I wondered aloud. "I don't know" was all the reply I could get out of him. About 3 minutes later, my ever-eager-to-please Daughter came into the dining room where I was walking ( Read more... )

...374 million, 572 thousand, 152 minutes. I shit you not, that was the recorded message when I called Verizon Online to sort out a DSL issue.

How long is that exactly????

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Whatsitsface!

1. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Whatsitsface', hated whatsitsface and only wrote the book at her publisher's request!
2. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of whatsitsface.
3. Whatsitsface is the world's smallest mammal.
4. The Asteroid Belt between Mars ( Read more... )

how is it possible that i could hate someone so much how is it possible that a human being can be such a retard i feel black and mucky and red hot poker angry the bourbon burning down my throat doesn't begin to match the searing of his hate and betrayal and writing words seems to cool the heat and bring a freedom and independence like burning the ( Read more... )

I found out that my gas tank has a LOCK on it! And although I have the key, it takes 5 minutes of fumbling in the rain to figure out how to unlock the damn thing. Why do they do this? Because mothers in carpool often siphon one another's gas? What the hell ( Read more... )

I was in a car accident in December and the insurance company totaled my van. It was falling apart anyway, so it's a silver lining that the other party's insurance paid more for it than I did in the first place. Where it counts, like mileage, fuel economy and size, my new van is excellent. There are some details though you don't notice until you ( Read more... )