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P.S. I DIED on my birthday. ironic bah.
Best Birthday Ever:
-Interpretive dance by friend in a loincloth (friend is a loose term)
-A SQUIRREL! (All week when Aubrey was setting traps, he wasn't actually playing Murder. He was trying to get me immunity! Freaking awesome. [Too bad I DIED...no, I'm not bitter...yes, I am.])
-Love all the way from Dartmouth, combined with some Plano Pizazz. <3
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not safe in class anymore
3rd Week's Immunity: catch a Squirrel.
A live, breathing squirrel. I'm building a cache of acorns, Rabies ftw.
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Stayin' alive, stayin' alive oh oh oh oh...
I KILLED TWO PEOPLE WITHIN 12 HOURS. =)
Not that y'all care, but did I mention that the second person was Chris "Douchebag" Martin?! :D Walkin' on sunshine.
New Protection: Wearing underwear on the outside of yo' clothes, whatever you want. My girlfriend suggested a bra, but I'm borrowing pseudo-normal (CLEAN) boxers from my friend...He has to do ( Read more... ) -
Will You Marry Me (Suckah!)? You're Dead.
bwahahahaha
got 'im.
And apparently he's a very interesting human being, I found out all the way down to GP practice.
Speaking of, I really like the noobs. This also means that I'M not a noob anymore? right, right? :D yaya!
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Red Rum
So, we're playing Murder/Assassin in the Quad.
I'm such a wussy...I think I accidentally met my Victim this morning, but I was too scared to propose to him (which would kill him, putting me forward to the next round)! I mean...I wasn't ENTIRELY sure it was him....Fear of Rejection is so high! haha
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nerdy pick-up lines? yes.
My CMS h/w is to use a pick-up line.
w. t. f. s.
listened to my friends' bad suggestions, but I like this one the best:
A) "If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning."
or, good ol' one,
B) "Are you tired? Because you've been running through my head alllll night....screaming."
haha
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yaya
GP was awesome. =) my friends told me they cried laughing during Day in the Life, g'job. bleen!
errr on a GP note, some blankety-blank jerk of a guy is threatening to come to GP auditions. um if he does, please ignore anything he says about my 13th birthday party. his sole purpose in life is to make the people he knows feel awkward/embarrassed ( Read more... ) -
Konbon wa! =)
Couple things.
In my ADV class, the teacher discussed the effects of the simple phrase, "I like you." interesting. So, simply said,
I like you.
You know it's true. =)
Also, Jeff and I reached the decision that I no longer recognize boy awkwardness. I'm talkin to some guy in the Blobby, and after he leaves, Jeff goes, "Was that as painfully awkward for ( Read more... ) -
what a balla.
rarara
people have funny e-mails...
I was complaining how people only have boring e-mails nowadays lol
so Niculin told me about his friend Dave* who, as a JOKE, made his UTexas E-mail:
DavetheGreatestEverMothaFuckingStallion@mail.utexas.edu...then realized the computer wouldn't change it.
YES.
*Name has been changed to protect his pride.
