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Jun 06, 2011 23:17

[Public]Let's talk about something besides barge comas and warden incidents for a while, huh ( Read more... )

admiral, amanda young

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Private. acertifieduser June 6 2011, 23:18:53 UTC
Why don't we just meet for dinner and see where the conversation takes us?

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Private. whattheytellyou June 6 2011, 23:20:28 UTC
That is quite possibly the worst pick-up line I've ever heard.

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Private. acertifieduser June 6 2011, 23:38:35 UTC
Then you really haven't heard enough pick up lines. I mean, there's whole jokes about some of these lines. I used to have friends whose line was just 'do you want to fuck' because it was surprisingly successful. So I'm not saying it was good, or even that I'm trying to pick you up, really, because if I was, I'd like to think I would do it better than that. But it's not terrible.

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Private. whattheytellyou June 6 2011, 23:41:23 UTC
You're right. It's not the worst. I just heard another one about sharks and dolphins. Good grief.

"Do you want to fuck" probably works because it's straightforward, incidentally. Some women are out there exclusively for sex; it's easier to cut through the crap and ask, instead of beating around the bush. That's my theory, anyhow.

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Text, private. ifightfor June 7 2011, 00:35:11 UTC
[Rinzler is totally not in the running for the bottle of wine; he's just got a question.]

Query: Warden Sarah Harding aware of Inmate Amanda Young's opinion on destructive rectification?

Reference provided.

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Private. whattheytellyou June 7 2011, 00:37:05 UTC
I'm well aware of Amanda's penchant for harming others. I appreciate the heads-up, however.

Um. I've forgotten your name. Sorry.

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Text, private. ifightfor June 7 2011, 00:48:32 UTC
Understood.

Further query: Sentiment expressed about "John" factual or propaganda?

[Did the crazy shit she started sharing about her world actually happen?]

Security Program JA307020, designation: "Rinzler".

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Private Audio whattheytellyou June 7 2011, 11:46:45 UTC
Rinzler. Right. You're Toshiko Sato's inmate.

Factual or...

[Pause.]

Amanda has a very strong attachment to John, and is extremely misguided.

She told you he was helping people. He did help people, so to speak, by causing them severe psychological distress and physical pain. He tortured them. After suffering and surviving the things he put them through, anyone would glad to be alive.

He hurt them, traumatized them, and they were thankful to get out alive.

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stopthat_destro June 7 2011, 03:58:00 UTC
Best topic of conversation...?

[SNAKES, OBVIOUSLY.]

I find I can talk about the many varied characteristics and behaviors of snakes for hours. So many people mistake them for being simple creatures in design, but evolution's been particularly clever with them...

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whattheytellyou June 7 2011, 11:52:28 UTC
[Laughingly:]

Rex, talking to me about animals is cheating. You've got a jump on everyone else.

But go ahead. Tell me how evolution has been clever with snakes. They're not my area of expertise.

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most_feared June 7 2011, 06:48:08 UTC
I can tell you a story. But that's about the best conversation I can come up with on the fly.

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whattheytellyou June 7 2011, 11:53:39 UTC
You have to top Loki's story about the time he had an inter-species relationship with a horse and got himself pregnant.

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most_feared June 7 2011, 11:58:03 UTC
Sorry, haven't gotten pregnant yet.

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Though I know men who have and not even from an interspecies relationship. Because the dumbass thought he was taking a pill in the infirmary, and he swallowed an alien egg by mistake.

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Private whattheytellyou June 7 2011, 12:00:57 UTC
You know someone who got pregnant in the infirmary?

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