First, you lied. There were so hot and heavy times in the graveyards with Angel. You can't even tell us not to get our heads out of the gutter cause you were so there.
Second, all of this is like... the huge big angsty porno of your life. Like we all needed to know all of it.
Third, you and Spike tore down a HOUSE? Whaaat? When? And where? Wouldn't that have like -- been on the news or something?
Fourth, not discussing the Giles thing. I can't. Bringing it up in your sexy times monologue is so...
Fifth, what? When my brain is damaged with words you say, I work better in lists.
Sixth, if you're kissing and having fire sex with Pyro, you're so not a nun. Not even kind of a nun. Not even in the realm of a nunnery. But how did he use manipulating fire during sex. That's making my brain go 'huh?'.
Hot heavy but not sex hot and heavy. We saved that for when it would really do the most damage.
Hello? Can you say big fat curse? I can't stop talking about it.
It was abandoned. Sunnydale PD probably thought kids on PCP knocked it down. It wasn't long after I came back. Think about this, Dawn. It was Sunnydale. Do they ever report anything but the weather?
And how do you think I feel? If I'd stayed away from Angel maybe Giles would still be here. Just like if I'd stayed away from him, Miss Calender would still be here.
I thought the entire castle knew about Satsu.
Again! Curse! Also I pledged nunhood AFTER Pyro. And that was metaphorical as in the guy who can manipulate fire has hot sex.
You really never had sex in a cemetery with as many dead guys as you've been with and as many times you've been in a cemetery?
Well... mute yourself!
Truth. But how did the two of you knock down the house anyway? I mean sex is more of a... I don't know. Maybe you should make diagrams.
I quit on this topic. No talking about Giles!
Satsu? When did I mention her? Since I witnessed that I've been trying to bleach that part out of my brain. I was just stating that lists work best when you damage my brain with your words. This whole tirade has damaged my brain. Maybe it's YOU who still has Satsu on the brain, which you should promptly inform Pyro of. No leading him on.
So you and Pyro aren't doing the horizontal tango anymore? There's no more Pyro sexy times? I swear, I can't keep up with your boyfriends.
Well with Spike but not with Angel. There was a bed and everything.
My wardrobe for an actual mute button.
It was more vertical than horizontal and there was a lot of punching and throwing each other across the room. Along with other things that you don't need to know about. [Because she was so much older than Dawn at the time. Well she was, but not in an age way.]
Fine. I'm okay with that kind of quitting.
There was brain damage! I thought that was what it was and there is no thing for Satsu. I'm not sure there ever was besides the whole comfort thing. it was a phase! Also, no need to inform Pyro. We're just friends now.
No horizontal or vertical tango going on. No tango of any kind. It was a curse. He's a friend who I sometimes have coffee with and invite to your birthday parties.
[ voice; PRIVATE ]pyromatiqueAugust 7 2011, 14:13:44 UTC
[ Okay. So he'd read this hours ago, thinking that he might be able to formulate some kind of a casual reply to this, but so far, he's still coming up blank.
John thinks he should maybe ignore this and pretend he never read it. Hell, the number of times he'd failed to check the network posts, and he just had to scroll through the damn thing today. ]
Sorry about Giles. [ Well, fuck. At least that's a start. ]
Re: [ voice; PRIVATE ]whattingawhatAugust 7 2011, 18:12:15 UTC
[Oh God, she's dying anew of embarrassment. It'll take her a few minutes to respond and when she does, she sounds deeply embarrassed. She's also grateful, that he picked something very unsexy to comment on.]
Thanks. He was--I miss him. And we destroyed all the magic in the world so Willow couldn't bring him back. [Yeah that was a consideration.] Not that I should have because he's Giles and I know he's doing the heaven thing and he's happy there and so I shouldn't want him pulled out of Heaven but...[A very tiny, small, pouty, little girl voice] I'm selfish.
Re: [ voice; PRIVATE ]whattingawhatAugust 8 2011, 15:23:12 UTC
6 months or so. It was--the City looks--I mean by comparison and hey you get me back incapable of completing thoughts unless it's about my sex life which I am not going to add details to. Maybe, curse says otherwise. I'm sorry.
[ In which Faith opens up the line to say-- she's not sure what. Which just results in her closing the connection again, lest she express actual feelings. ]
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Second, all of this is like... the huge big angsty porno of your life. Like we all needed to know all of it.
Third, you and Spike tore down a HOUSE? Whaaat? When? And where? Wouldn't that have like -- been on the news or something?
Fourth, not discussing the Giles thing. I can't. Bringing it up in your sexy times monologue is so...
Fifth, what? When my brain is damaged with words you say, I work better in lists.
Sixth, if you're kissing and having fire sex with Pyro, you're so not a nun. Not even kind of a nun. Not even in the realm of a nunnery. But how did he use manipulating fire during sex. That's making my brain go 'huh?'.
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Hello? Can you say big fat curse? I can't stop talking about it.
It was abandoned. Sunnydale PD probably thought kids on PCP knocked it down. It wasn't long after I came back. Think about this, Dawn. It was Sunnydale. Do they ever report anything but the weather?
And how do you think I feel? If I'd stayed away from Angel maybe Giles would still be here. Just like if I'd stayed away from him, Miss Calender would still be here.
I thought the entire castle knew about Satsu.
Again! Curse! Also I pledged nunhood AFTER Pyro. And that was metaphorical as in the guy who can manipulate fire has hot sex.
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Well... mute yourself!
Truth. But how did the two of you knock down the house anyway? I mean sex is more of a... I don't know. Maybe you should make diagrams.
I quit on this topic. No talking about Giles!
Satsu? When did I mention her? Since I witnessed that I've been trying to bleach that part out of my brain. I was just stating that lists work best when you damage my brain with your words. This whole tirade has damaged my brain. Maybe it's YOU who still has Satsu on the brain, which you should promptly inform Pyro of. No leading him on.
So you and Pyro aren't doing the horizontal tango anymore? There's no more Pyro sexy times? I swear, I can't keep up with your boyfriends.
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My wardrobe for an actual mute button.
It was more vertical than horizontal and there was a lot of punching and throwing each other across the room. Along with other things that you don't need to know about. [Because she was so much older than Dawn at the time. Well she was, but not in an age way.]
Fine. I'm okay with that kind of quitting.
There was brain damage! I thought that was what it was and there is no thing for Satsu. I'm not sure there ever was besides the whole comfort thing. it was a phase! Also, no need to inform Pyro. We're just friends now.
No horizontal or vertical tango going on. No tango of any kind. It was a curse. He's a friend who I sometimes have coffee with and invite to your birthday parties.
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And something about nuns. And trains. I really hope that's as kinky as it sounds, or I'm going to be very disappointed.
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Yay you for superior ignoring skills though.
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That's quite a story.
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John thinks he should maybe ignore this and pretend he never read it. Hell, the number of times he'd failed to check the network posts, and he just had to scroll through the damn thing today. ]
Sorry about Giles. [ Well, fuck. At least that's a start. ]
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Thanks. He was--I miss him. And we destroyed all the magic in the world so Willow couldn't bring him back. [Yeah that was a consideration.] Not that I should have because he's Giles and I know he's doing the heaven thing and he's happy there and so I shouldn't want him pulled out of Heaven but...[A very tiny, small, pouty, little girl voice] I'm selfish.
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How long were you back home for? Do you know?
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