[The video clicks on to Buffy lying on the couch with a blanket pulled up to her chin. She's got her arms wrapped a stuffed pig that's not Mr. Gordo but a close enough replica. Her eyes and nose are red. She looks absolutely miserable. On the coffee table in front of her, there is an assortment of kleenex, cough drops, cough medicine, aspirin, ( Read more... )

---not fair. I mean seriously does everyone know about my relationship history? Is there some form that I forgot that I filled out. And those were two very specific, separete situations...vampires. Whatever. They had souls. Have souls. It's not like I--And there were people--okay person between--actually if you count Owen--who was post slayer-- ( Read more... )

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[ooc: The lie is the portal looks ugly, black-reddish and just plain nasty. Like she's actually jumping into Hell rather than Heaven. Btvs peeps please keep quiet about what the lie is unless someone is really having difficulty figuring it out. Buffy will interact and talk to a degree but she won't be dissuaded from her task. See here for more ( Read more... )

[There's a very up close shot of Buffy's face. It pulls out to show a punching bag that's been broken off it's chain. The target on the wall has a cluster of throwing knives at the bulls eye. The training dummy is more splinters than training dummy. Someone has been venting rage and pain. She's never killed a human before. She's killed vampires, ( Read more... )

[There's a tiny, unassuming blonde fighting for her life. She's got a gash above her eyebrow that looks hours old. A heavy fist catches her under the jaw and she stumbles back, her head hitting a tree. She goes still, tension leaving her body. Her opponent advances, a knife in his hand. The blade comes toward her throat, the man leaning over her ( Read more... )

Saved the world [Nice]
Cratered Sunnydale [Naughty]
Killed my best friend when she went evil [Naughty]
Let Andrew live [Nice]
Ate the entire pint of Chubby Hubby in the freezer [Naughty]
Recorded ice skating over Spike's dvr'd Passions [Naughty]

Okay so Naughty won out but my two nice things were really, really nice. I think it balances out.

[Buffy is standing in the square of the City with a cup of coffee. She's got a peculiar look on her face as she looks at all the people bustling around. It's not unpleasant. More afraid to hope than anything]

Calling all Sunnydale residents? Anyone in temporary captivity--not captivity. I mean--guestage. Temporary guestage.

[ooc; Fourth wall her ( Read more... )

[Patrolling the Underground is something Buffy does every night. There's almost a comfort in the fact that at least here in the City there's no such thing as a slow night. She's always got something to beat on. Which is what she's doing when the device skitters across some broken pavement and turns on ( Read more... )

Slaying for Dummies

1. Wear a cross ( Read more... )

[There's a golden haired angel running around Hell. She's got wings, the flaming sword and doesn't see the need for armor. She thrusts the sword through the heart of a demon then turns to slice the head off another. She'll ferry lost souls toward rescuers and smite demons in her path or partner up with another angel. She's in the upper circles so ( Read more... )