I'm scarred for life.

Really, horribly scarred.

Hardison, Eliot, can I come over and bleach my eye sockets then hang out until my place isn't so scary?

Please?

I stand by my original thought; Religion equals freaky.

[Action--Closed to Spike]

[After making her network post, Buffy wanders down the stairs to Spike's basement. She assumes he's there. Pissed at her he might be but Spike is loyal and the basement is safe. He'd need a safe place to stay over the day. Besides she can feel him there; itchy, ( Read more... )

[The video comes up on a picture of this building. It gets jerky as it 'walks' toward the building. There's a stop, some shifting and the clank of keys. A hand unlocked the door and the person holding the video camera steps inside the building, the door swinging shut with a thud behind her. The room is empty for the most part. There's a kitchen ( Read more... )

[Buffy turns the video on her face and she looks pissed. She's got a gash on her head that's dribbling blood, a bruise on her cheek, a black eye, her lip is split and oh there's a nasty bite on her neck that's seeping blood.]

Really not funny to let the girl who gets beat up like it's her...oh her job revisit all her old wounds.

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Mythology...anyone ever think about addressing the whole regret issue? Consideration. It deserves some.

Euphemia...I think There's a gift certificate for you at Akindo. You can buy new underwear. I'm tossing yours because I figured...no one wants to wear things that someone stole. It's creepy and wrong and I would know sort of personally. I'm ( Read more... )

[The video flickers and the screen is filled with largely incomprehensible images accompanied by the sound of cheering and jeering. There's a flash of green, a spurt of red and then lots of rolling. The device comes to rest close to the wall of an arena. Once it steadies out the action becomes more clear. More clear in the 'oh there's Buffy being ( Read more... )

[Buffy is sitting glumly at the kitchen table. She has several glasses with solid ice in them sitting in front of her. She is currently working on simply frosting another glass]Seriously? I traded slayer me for a teenage super heroes powers? Oh yay. Now if the world ends I can make...ice cubes. I'll be pleasantly cool and refreshed ( Read more... )

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[Buffy is clearly at the gym. She has her hands wrapped and she is taking out her frustration on the punching bag. Her breath is coming in little puffs and there's a sheen of sweat on her skin so she's been at this for a while now]

I [punch]

should [punch]

have [punch]

known [punch]

he's [punch]

a jerk [very hard punch that makes the bag ( Read more... )

( slay the beast )