So help me, if a person asks for an example of something in JavaScript, and you respond with JQuery code, you are to be bludgeoned to death with a rusty shovel ( Read more... )

How can you tell if someone is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll fucking tell you.

That is all. I've been lurking lately, glad to see everyone's still alive.

A rare moment of downtime here, and the Web is just like TV, only bigger: A hundred billion channels and nothing good is on.

Based on what I'm seeing on the sides of fast food cups, vampire movies are making a comeback. Only this time with the angsty teen twist ( Read more... )

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done they had three finalists: Two men and a woman ( Read more... )

I've pruned my friends list of those who exclusively/mostly post logs of Twitter activity. If you are one of them, know that I enjoy(ed) keeping up with you, but not the minutia of Twitter. If you're posting entries somewhere else, shoot me a line.

What is it about "colour" that's just arrogant as hell?

Just drop the "u" already, snooty little bastards.

Here's a weird thingy. Our cable company provides pretty much the worst service ever. Yeah, there's a shocker ( Read more... )

Oh man, bummer about Harvey Korman. What a guy. Absolutely one of a kind, and easily one of the funniest damn people ever.

On another note, did you know the average temperature in outer space is 4 degrees Kelvin (-452 Farenheight). That is fucking cold folks. (Colder than Dick Cheney's shriveled black soul, even.)