I'm actually surprised to have received a response at all. Bad news, but I guess a man can still dream, right?

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Well, there's thirty bucks I'll never get back. Doom 3 is fucking crap.

In all fairness, Half-Life 2 set the bar so high that nothing else can really even hope to compete. But really, this is just lame. Some sort of misguided attempt to turn a slasher flick into a game, apparently.

Damn. I don't even really care for games, but HL2 gave me a woody ( Read more... )

There are certain things in our lives that, over the course of time, become more important to us than we realize. They seep into our subconscious, grow their roots into tiny crevices in our minds that we didn't know we had. They take hold, influencing us from the deepest recesses of who we are ( Read more... )

So we all know The Onion has been steadily declining for years. But I still check in once a month or so. Nothing to write home about this time either, except this absolute gem of a concept:

"National Poetry Prevention Week"

Need I say more? Fucking brilliant.

Check it out! I'm sitting here at my desk, doing my work thing this morning, and this cat wanders into the house. I think I've seen him around here before.


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So I got a monitor for Sunset and moved her into the bedroom, where she is still my music server. But also an independent machine! And, er, apparently ... my "Half-Life 2 machine." I installed it on her last night, and, you know, had to test it ( Read more... )

Dear God. I just saw the most amazingly beautiful lizard in the world. A gorgeous, fat bright green reptilian thing, nearly a foot long. And then I killed it — accidentally. Oh, the humanity ( Read more... )

Time is swirling into a cloudy mess. Got some disturbing family news tonight, been busting ass ripping computers apart the past few days, had the most bizarre electrical problem recently, had to get FPL involved ( Read more... )

"Jokes With Realistic Endings"

Holy fuck, this is awesome.

For example,

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

So this eHarmony thing is continuing to be interesting. I followed through with my decision to contact the woman I spoke of yesterday. She was apparently just taking some reclusive time to herself, and we're going to try to rendezvous again sometime next week ( Read more... )