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In all my dreams that I'm remembering, the world is ending.

The Conductor told me, truthfully, "The passenger trains are quiet, you can't hear em coming. we run someone over every week. Any conductor's killed someone at least once...got two teenage boys last week....they didn't even see it coming..ran over an old man once and found nothing but a torso and a limb under the train...the body parts had been ( Read more... )

phormyouleighting centinsiz iz phun whin eau kahn mihsspell ahnd nawt loz ehniee krehdit phoar it, skeul-wiez.

Today I missed the free muffin cart. Because I find eating to be a distraction and way to pass time,I had nothing to do for the first half of the day. So I shook a cart of frozen orange juice repetatively, in hopes that the friction on the pieces of ice would possibly melt them and turn the beaverage into a more bearable slush ( Read more... )

Tomorrow, my dad leaves for a four week long hiking trip to the Midwest. I'm not sure if he's trying to liberate himself, get back to nature, or perhaps speed off one of those postcard cliffs on a suicide mission. I keep internally debating wether or not to hug him goodbye if it is indeed the latter, but I believe there is some psycological ( Read more... )

The raindrops sliding across car windows bear an uncanny resemblence to footage of sperm ( Read more... )

So I was reading back into my entries and realized that what I want most at THIS VERY MOMENT IN TIME is for someone to massage me with my own imaginary muscle juice, in a room of amplified green, during an earthquake of an approximate 9.8 magnitude. I want the room to split, for there to be a crevice, with heat rising from it and screeches from ( Read more... )

Today, I took a sip of Coke that my dad had left open in our fridge and had an epiphany ( Read more... )

Name eight of life's simple pleasures that you like most, then pick five people to do the same. Try to be original and creative and not use things that someone else has already used ( Read more... )