You ever have a moment when you suddenly realize what you're wearing as you putter around the house?
*cartoony alligator boxers
*monster slippers
*the Tick t-shirt
*chicken hat
Damn I'm hawt!

It's too soon to eat an apple w/o cutting it up first.
Stoopidmetalinmyface.
I'm truly too old for this.

Apparently, the Basement has been organized about 6 times in the past year and a half ( Read more... )

The basement here is full of exhaust fumes ( Read more... )

-Fluffy soft kitten head butting me as I type ( Read more... )

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Apparently I'm supposed to only take on 50% of a relationship ( Read more... )

New job rocks ( Read more... )

I pierced my FACE ( Read more... )

has been postponed until I can release the urge to smother my mother with a giant memory foam pillow.