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[wheeloffish]

"Infinite Crisis is total bullshit, a hack half-story cobbled together by untalented wanna-bes and never-wases and Real World leftovers with a contrived premise, stilted dialogue, needless exaggeration of whatever little suspense actually exists, and the brutal and callous butchery of characters and storylines to temporarily drive up sales, a short

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[patient_0]

I'll see you snarky and raise you a helping of PURE BITCH.

[wheeloffish]

Dropped the soap again, did we?

[patient_0]

Butterfingers, as they say.

--Anyway, soap is too 20th century for my tastes; I use a body wash gel solution lathered into an exfoliating scrub device. While listening to Rufus Wainwright at 130 decibles.

[wheeloffish]

That's the hottest homosexual thing I've heard all day.

[wheeloffish]

It's especially funny becauase that story kicks fucking ass. Did you see the Society annihilate the Freedom Fighters?