I would like to take a few moments of your time, children of the Revolution, to talk about the bread and circuses that feed the masses of the world
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Re: OH REGINALD...wheeloffishJune 22 2006, 20:17:11 UTC
You're certainly allowed to disagree. This is, after all, America! Land of the free! Home of the brave! Personal freedoms abound! Hell, son, I'll even support ya! You're number ONE in my book!
So about that...shadowedge613June 22 2006, 14:58:10 UTC
I would be more in awe of your retoric and bow before your mightly weight of arguement if I did not know for a fact you have a computer image named after me... in pink bunny ears. With minimal clothing. That you fabricated from a picture of me and too much time. There is a reason, but I don't think it has to do with the will of the people.
Re: So about that...wheeloffishJune 22 2006, 20:20:18 UTC
I wouldn't call it a COMPUTER image. I didn't make it over the course of a day on a Pixar 3-D imaging program, or anything. I just used Smackdown's Create-a-Wrestler mode. I didn't even have to INVENT those creation options! They were already there!
And it's not MY fault that was the only picture of you I had easy access to. Maybe you should've worn more clothes with those ... I think they were actually cat ears, and not bunny ears, but the game didn't have cat ears.
And I think the masses will agree; that was a pretty good model, based on that picture.
Anyway, that was, like, in 2003. I play the 2006 game these days, and sadly, the only CAWs (Create-a-Wrestlers) on it are me and Cliff.
Which one is it- The Classic Cliff, bedecked in old clothing and a sullen expression? The blue-collar working Cliff? The stunning and mind-hurting Project Sui-Ko? The god-awful capering and prancing Cliff with the voice stylings of some dominatrix?
Also: I agree (as a mass). Anyone who has seen that model can only appreciate it.
Anyway, preach on, brother. Although I'm disappointed in most of your Rock quotes. How can you have all those tired Rock-as-a-face quotes and yet you leave out this gem from Summerslam '98?
Michael Cole: Well Rock earlier tonight you took out Hunter Hearst Helmsley's knee out with Intercontinental title. What are you thinking about going into tonight's ladder match.
The Rock: Well Michael, the Rock is thinking about slapping the yellow of your teeth if you keep asking stupid questions.
Actually, I think I was saying they're JUST hypertextual enough.
And Face Rock talked more earnestly about the People, which was one of the salient points of my essay. Heel Rock certainly had his moments ... c'mon, I put his live Mankind commentary in there! What do you WANT from me? I'm only human!
(Well, you know. Other than the reason that being hungry for knowledge will inevitably bring unwitting Padawans within range of the Tazzmission. Which I can only imagine is abundantly convenient.)
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And it's not MY fault that was the only picture of you I had easy access to. Maybe you should've worn more clothes with those ... I think they were actually cat ears, and not bunny ears, but the game didn't have cat ears.
And I think the masses will agree; that was a pretty good model, based on that picture.
Anyway, that was, like, in 2003. I play the 2006 game these days, and sadly, the only CAWs (Create-a-Wrestlers) on it are me and Cliff.
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Which one is it- The Classic Cliff, bedecked in old clothing and a sullen expression? The blue-collar working Cliff? The stunning and mind-hurting Project Sui-Ko? The god-awful capering and prancing Cliff with the voice stylings of some dominatrix?
Also: I agree (as a mass). Anyone who has seen that model can only appreciate it.
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Anyway, preach on, brother. Although I'm disappointed in most of your Rock quotes. How can you have all those tired Rock-as-a-face quotes and yet you leave out this gem from Summerslam '98?
Michael Cole: Well Rock earlier tonight you took out Hunter Hearst Helmsley's knee out with Intercontinental title. What are you thinking about going into tonight's ladder match.
The Rock: Well Michael, the Rock is thinking about slapping the yellow of your teeth if you keep asking stupid questions.
HA! COME ON!
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And Face Rock talked more earnestly about the People, which was one of the salient points of my essay. Heel Rock certainly had his moments ... c'mon, I put his live Mankind commentary in there! What do you WANT from me? I'm only human!
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I knew you were a sensei for a reason.
(Well, you know. Other than the reason that being hungry for knowledge will inevitably bring unwitting Padawans within range of the Tazzmission. Which I can only imagine is abundantly convenient.)
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*Takes out rubber stamp...*WHAM!*...'FRIENDED!'...*
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