[private; unhackable]Have you ever heard of Carthage? I don't think you have ( Read more... )

Tsk, tsk, tsk.Very scary, mmmhmm, very scary indeed. It's been a while since I've seen carnage on a scale like that, you know? Almost forgot what it was like ( Read more... )

[Good morning, Mayfield! Today, those of you living on Benny Road can be treated to the sight of a shirtless Rome stretching on his roof. He is talking to himself quite shamelessly.]Whee! It's been so long since I was alive, I'd almost forgotten what it was like ( Read more... )

Eh? Eh? Hey, this is weird. Where am I? What is this crazy contraption I'm speaking into? Dur hur, my stupid caveman brain cannot comprehend your strange future technology, spacemen! Argh! Thinking hurts my skullmeats ( Read more... )