I am meanest man

I am going to go fall asleep on the couch

I took about 4 substantial shits yesterday. My colon has much more free space now.

I want to gouge my eyes out. It's a product of not having anything worthwhile to do in-between semesters. The timespan until I start back is short enough where I don't think that starting something up is going to be worthwhile. I'll probably privately tic and read about speech rights.

I have decided that I am originally from "Heaton's Furnace." It is the original name of Niles, Ohio. I lived in Niles for a long time so I think that it is appropriate.

I met a man today. We decided against a physical relationship.

I went to a Tarpy today. I proved that I am a big drunk. I probably made an ass of myself to some degree.

I just woke up

I am awake and it is 9 am. My days are ending at strange times.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Farsi_%28disambiguation%29

Farsi is the local name of the language known in America as the Persian language. S my D.