Anorexic bitches are for pedophiles. PBRs are for me.

I have exactly one thing to do tomorrow, watch the Lakers play the Heat. It's going to be hot.

The OSU Florida game was a massacre and there are a dozen people in my house. I picked a good day to get bored of drinking.

Tomorrow at 4 pm, OSU v. Florida. The monster Greg Oden against his first real competition. I like basketball. But, I don't like much else so I had better get this while I can.

I'm not shaving anymore. I am protesting good taste.

I wish that there was a way for my eyes to be more bloodshot all of the time, if that's even possible.

I wouldn't say that I'm immoral or amoral. I have irregular morals.

This beer is kind of skunked. But I haven't started to vomit because of it. So it's not really a big deal, right?

So, my semester is over. Tight?

When people mash "H" and "A" to write "HAHAHAHAHAHA," I like it when an "A" gets misplaced and it turns into "HAHAHAAHAHAHAH." Then I can read it as "HA HA HA AH AH AH AH," instead of "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA." Fascinating, right?