I flew US Airways Shuttle last week. Before landing, they told us we needed to turn off all electronic devices so that they wouldn't interfere with the plane's communication. One of the devices they reminded us to turn off was a calculator.
Woman in elevator: Oh, this is the wrong floor. It skipped my floor again. Okay, you're my witness, it isn't going to stop. (she presses the button
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Guy in elevator: My wife bought those Burger King video games. We don't even really eat at Burger King very often. So tonight we're going to eat sushi, drink wine, and play Burger King video games His coworker: Where are you getting the sushi Guy in elevator: We roll it ourselves.
"Your call has completed. We hope you've enjoyed talking with us and will talk again soon" -- the talk by phone option pop-up after the call with my bank ended.