1.  College football
2.  Peppermint schnapps and PBR in the sunshine
3.  Machete don't text.
4.  Golfball to the collarbone=ow.
5.  Going to a Domestic Violence advocacy training with a golf ball shaped bruise on my neck after spending the weekend with my boyfriend is fun.

"Say is that a new suit you're wearing?  Why, it's sharper than a page of Oscar Wilde witticisms that's been rolled into a point, sprinkled with lemon juice and jabbed in someone's eye."

Ace Rimmer.  What a guy!

I am so happy right now.  Here are a few reasons ( Read more... )

1.  Breakfast ( Read more... )

It's amazing how much has come together and change over only a few days.  It was a little while ago, but here is how finals/graduation week went for me ( Read more... )

 I'm done with college!  I wrote 125 pages this semester!  Only 25 of those were Thesis!  I aced that Thesis...yes, kids...I OWNED that thing!  That's right.  Everything's swell--hope I can get a job.

Graduation is so close that I can almost taste it!  It tastes a lot like summertime--lemonade and watermelon.  NOM! There are only a few things standing between me and GLORIOUS FREEDOM ( Read more... )

 I am sitting at my very messy desk--it looks like an English Major exploded all over it.  My cheap folding chair is cracking from overuse.  The keys on my keyboard are growing smoother and smoother, given that I seem to type so darn much.  Overall, I am feeling very, very good.  Only three weeks stand between me and graduation.  I am desperately ( Read more... )

 In German  class, we read a story about a woman who changed into a man overnight.  The professor asked us to write a quick story about what we'd do if the same thing happened to us.  I did it in German, and for a class, so I kept it pretty mild...but here's 5 things that actually came to my mind ( Read more... )

1.  Hearing about Tiger Woods.  All.  The.  Fucking.  Time.
2.  Group presentations--thank god my last one (as an undergrad) is Thursday
3.  How much I love Bleu Cheese.
4.  That I can't go to Kettlehouse Brewery for like 2 more months... :*(
5.  Homework.  In general.  Yeah.