I'm not sure how many of you are football fans, but I will be throwing a bit of a super bowl day (Sun, Feb1st) bash. This will also signify the start of Feburary, the coolest month to be born in!!! <--hint ( Read more... )

YOU WILL BUY 10 OF EACH OF THESE SHIRTS!!!

More to come, I just haven't had time to open up good ol' MSPAINT.EXE and superiorly artify my PC.
Maybe I can get some hot babe to mouthify my wang? =0) Twat would be nice.

I can't eat anymore or my meat will turn in to cows blood.

DIE SHIT MOTHER LOG FUCK HAD FRED SUCK BITCH EAR KICK OF DEATH TROGDOR FLUTE PISS KANAGROO HERMIT SHIT BRAIN GUARD FART SHIELD BUTT SLICK DUMBASS TRICK CATS ( Read more... )

All forms of shit have recently hit me....I am like a ticking self destructive time bomb. One thing after another I fuck up. I think I need to change my name and fucking disappear cause someone has got it out for me. I think every single form of anything that could happen to someone has happened to me in the last 3 months. I feel like a total ( Read more... )

Home of good beer, good pubs, and THIS!

--5 remaining LJ posts

Mr. Madison, what you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in the room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Blliy

Give me some right now or I'll rip out your fucking lungs!

We like to party ( Read more... )

First off, let me begin with giving the one finger salute to all the whiny, tittie suckling bitches our there who seek out protection from our half assed capital-centric government. This is to all the fat cat politcal types who couldn't work their way out fo a wet paper bag, yet continue to get richer and richer off the working middle class ( Read more... )