I rule so much I scare myself. If I wasn't me I would wish I was cause ruling this much rocks. Besides my, obviously, self destructive ways I still kick ass like a ninja in and ice cream parlor ( Read more... )

Why would anyone wax their bikini? I don't see the need for it?

Here are a few simple guideline to follow when deciding whether or not you should pull the trigger ( Read more... )

( Bring on the hotness )

( Ok, here is a brief breakdown on my theory. )

I have realized today that I abolutely loathe the sound of typing. If I ever encounter another "loud" typer in my midst, be prepared to receive the keyboard right up your ass....lengthwise. Fucking pet peeves list just grows longer.

Tonight will be another great night of NCAA Football and pizza. -- and MAN do I want to KILL an por.. Orc

Ok, it looks like Jason is getting one of them.

But we just lost another desktop tech. Comment here if interested.

A Nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and ( Read more... )

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To pork or not to pork, that is the TED. If I had a waffles for everytime someone guzzled cum from an African gas taco, I would have more sweet n low bagpipes than the three toed rotisserie oven.

by the way, you may want to watch for german yak muffins next time you go to Wal Mart for a circumcision. Look what happened to this dude.

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