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I dive head first in to the cool, freshly cascaded water ( Read more... )

This weekend was probably the most time I have ever wasted in my life. Yesterday I only left my house to get beer, and spent the rest of the day playing NCAA Football. My dreams of becoming worthless are slowly becoming a reality ( Read more... )

Much like my compadre, Seth, I thoroughly dislike our work environment. I typically am not too vocal about it here on LJ. But those of you who know me, can attest to my neverending hatred. Anyway, back to my plan. The intent of this plan is to get laid off, so that I can collect unemployment and do absolutely nothing for a while ( Read more... )

Once upon a chicken there was a chicken. He chickened all over the chicken looking for the chicken of chicken. Little did he chicken that the chicken of evil chickens was planning to chicken his plan ( Read more... )

If I were a magnet I would be the type that all things pertaining to and originating from shit, is attracted to.

The End...

Time for more

cold...
refreshing....

REEB!

50 cent beers all night!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I leave to Phoenix again tomorrow and I am gone until the following Wednesday. Hope everyone has fun this weekend!!!!

I'll make sure to take tons of pics too....

NCAA 2004 Football kicks major ass. You will all lose horribly to me!!!