I'd like to thank the Class Marshals for inviting me here today. The last time I was invited to Harvard it cost me $110,000, so you'll forgive me if I'm a bit suspicious. I'd like to announce up front that I have one goal this afternoon: to be half as funny as tomorrow's Commencement Speaker, Moral Philosopher and Economist, Amartya Sen. Must get ( Read more... )

Deftones drummer Abe Cunningham has told Rolling Stone magazine that his band are gonna turn everything "upside down" on their next studio record. The band are currently working with former Kiss/Alice Cooper/Pink Floyd producer Bob Ezrin. "We just needed to change things up," says Abe. "And this is definitely a different style. Working with [Bob] ( Read more... )

Those door to door religious nuts have sunk to a new low. I'm busy in my kitchen dismembering dinner when the doorbell rings. Now who in the hell could that be? I didn't beat the shit out of anyone on the way home from work, Toothless doesn't know how to use the doorbell, so I was confused ( Read more... )

Life has been bland ( Read more... )

This was posted in one of the forums I post in, it's one mans experience with anger management. I laughed alot at it ( Read more... )

It was the zenith of bourgeois realization and the nadir of the bourgeois civilization, the time of mechanistic materialism, of a cultural milieu which had as yet betrayed no sign that a new art and a new mode of life were in its womb, and which rioted in most repulsive banality.

I'm working at Mad Sams now as a cook [33 hours a week].

Not much time for anything else.

My new block class kicks all as [TV 4]. Some of you may have seen the opening from today [Monday], that was my group's weak attempt. Next week we start doing the actual news.

Musically, I've done nothing.

Is it October yet?

- Patrick

Fuck this highschool drama bullshit.

I was at the mall with my friend and we were in Sam Goody looking at CDs. We were hitting on some girls, but nothing turned out right. Just as we were about to leave the mall, we saw this really hot MILF walking on the other side of the walkway ( Read more... )

Just got back from Aquatic Life, fucking badass movie. Go see it.

All is well in the world of Shaffer, kind of.

- Patrick