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Hmm... unusual, but not bad.
I must admit, I rather like those wings. Although they do seem a bit sparkly for my tastes... -
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So, should I start referring to you as 'Kr4705' now?
Also, I apologize for my absence. Some... matters came up that required my attention. -
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I believe the applicable phrase here is "Why, internet, why?"
Where DO people get these ideas? At least this isn't as bad as... some of the things I found on that site... -
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After the... events of the other day, I believe you and I need to talk. But don't think that I'm cooperating with you because I want to be, Kratos. I'm merely doing this out of necessity. -
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Well, I suppose I take back what I said about everything on the internet being horrifying.
This isn't a bad rendition of me at all.
Neither is this.
My eyes aren't blue, but that's a small detail.
These ARE rather nice...
Hmm, not bad at all, although the outfit is a bit odd.
I think I'm starting to like this 'fanart' thing. -
I have a very important announcement to make
LLOYD IRVING, KRATOS AURION IS YOUR FATHER -
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Kratos--
We need to talk. The sooner, the better. There are several things that I would like to ask you about. -
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Out of curiousity, I decided to enter my name into this 'Google' thing. I'm beginning to regret ever doing that.
I do not always stand like that, for one thing.
This one makes me look like a girl.
Why does everyone think I always stand like that?
... what? I just... no.
Well, at least one person managed to capture my handsomeness...I'm not ( Read more... ) -
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... I should really know better than to click on links sent to me by now. Apparently I was just "rickroll'd," whatever that is supposed to mean. All I know is that it will haunt my dreams-- or would, if I actually required sleep.
Is the internet always this bizarre?
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