Ugly shirts?

[wheres_walnut]

Summary: Eames wears fucking ugly shirts. He does not understand the concept of 'tone on tone'. Color was required.

For gyzym who has been a word count goddess the last few days, even under duress. She got to choose between 'suit porn' and 'Eames wearing fucking ugly fail clothing'. She kind of got both? YOU ARE THE BEST CHEERLEADER EVER.

and lol I do

Comments

[cutebutpsycho99]

What the fuck am I staring at and why doesn't it take off its ugly-ass clothing and set that shit on fire?

[wheres_walnut]

A QUESTION I ASKED MYSELF OFTEN WHILE WORKING ON THIS.

OFTEN. AS IN EVERY MOMENT DEAR GOD WHY WHY WHY.

[indybree]

OMGYES. Or OMGNO, don't wear that, Eames! Oh poor Arthur, all GQed up on the constant, having to deal with Eames and his wretchedly mismatched clothing. But, you know he has to admit that Eames rocks the horrible clothing like a true BAMF. So much love for this! <3

[wheres_walnut]

Eames could rock a Spongebob Square pants towel and JUST a Spongebob squarepants towel and STILL be mindblowingly attractive.

THAT BAMF.

[clair3]

hahah this is interesting!

[wheres_walnut]

:shields your eyes from the clashing color and pain:

[synekdokee]

First of all: WHAT IS THIS DID THE WHOLE SHERLOCK HOLMES FANDOM MIGRATE TO INCEPTION?!

And second of all... HOLY SHIT CRAP LOL

That is just... amazingly perfectly Eames. That pattern. That pattern. Dear lord.

Also, Mmmmmm, Arthur...

[wheres_walnut]

lol. To be truthful, gyzym and I got into Inception LITERALLY within 10 seconds of each other. A calm and regular e-mail exchange was disrupted by OHMYGODDDDDDIDYOUSEETHIS? a video or two was exchanged... and then it was all over.

We tried last month but it didn't stick :whistles:

+ It is more than an eyesore. Let me tell you.

[dire_redux]

OH MY FUCKING GOD. WALNUT, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU? NO. YOU DON'T. NOT YET ANYWAY. I JUST WANT TO SAKJDLKASJLDKJSAKLJS YOU UNTIL THE SAKJSAKLDJSLA IS HDSKLJDSLFK AND YOUR ASJDLSAKJ ARE ABOUT READY TO SAGSDIUIUHH. AND THEN I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE KSAJDKLK AND WE CAN IUFDS98U UNTIL THE SUN COMES UP.

OKAY? OKAY.

[wheres_walnut]

:fans self: Oh, Dire. I love it when you talk dirty.

<3 Hopefully I'll have time to make like.... actual art for you guys soon lol. ANY PREFERENCES?????????

IN THE MEAN TIME I WILL ASKLDJFALSKDJFASDF YOU AND THEN AKLSDJFASKLDF AND THEN SLIDE OFF YOUR ASKLDFJALSKDFJASDF AND TRACE A LINE WITH MY AKLJSDFALKDSF OVER YOUR OASDJFASDFASDF AND THEN ASDLKFJASLDKFASDF YOU IN STYLE UNTIL THE SUN DEEMS ITSELF WORTHY TO RISE IN THE FACE OF YOUR BRILLIANCE.

[dire_redux]

PREFERENCES?

OH GOOD HEAVENS.

UM UM UM UM. WHAT ABOUT ARTHUR LOOKING ALL MORNING-Y AND MESSYHAIRED AND SLEEPYEYED AND WEARING ONE OF EAMES' GODAWFUL SHIRTS, LIKE MOSTLY UNBUTTONED? AND EAMES OVER HIS SHOULDER LOOKING SMUG AS FUCK?

BECAUSE THAT MIGHT JUST MAKE MY LIFE.

[wheres_walnut]

I AM TRYING MY BEST AS WE SPEAK DEAR.