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some jerk at the mall today asked me "in fifty years, do you get upgraded to wal-mart greeter?" i almost quit my job on the spot.

but instead i just yelled after him mock arrogantly, "hey, i'm security. SECURITY. i am a BIG DEAL."

okay, so
i wish you had never said that
to me and asked me those
questions and demanded that
i answer because even though
i tried to avoid it at the
time, i just can't stop
thinking about it now.
and i'm going to overanalyze
it until it kills me.

WTF ASSHOLE
*TEMPER TANTRUM*

"it's been that way since god was in high school"

what do boys like for their birthdays?

here's what he's getting: my favorite romantic comedy, two weeks notice.

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"i'm the best mascot. i'm the only one that can roll."
<3

sometimes...

i hate you

i hate you

i hate you

i get dangerously close to throwing a temper tantrum. then i tell myself that i'm 21 years old.

party this saturday for jolene's birthday!!! BE THERE.

15H Brandywine...

when: immediately following the aquarium.

call: me ( if you don't have the number, that is lame.) 636

6164

todd, the painting was a gift and i'm keeping it.

+
apartment
IPSI
free time
tom, tony, julie!!!!!
art
--
packing
commuting
mornings
exhaustion