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I've made my twitter updates private, which means they won't be showing up here anymore. Cheer or jeer, whichever you wish.

If you like my little updates, you can either sign up at twitter or they are also posted to my facebook account as status updates.

Carry on. :)

Daily snippets of my life:

• 08:24 Found an article about my car crash online from last year. Wanna see? tinyurl.com/yjoj97l #
• 10:03 Awesome! RT @xmasons : the complex relation of relationships charted out to hopefully simplify such matters: bit.ly/rel_chart #
• 11:41 Finally received my tribe.net member t-shirt: 2 years late, the wrong size and ( ( Read more... )

Daily snippets of my life:

• 15:50 I feel like a dry-mouthed anxious zombie. (p.s. I hate my opera singer wannabe of a neighbor. thank goddess for earplugs.) #

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Daily snippets of my life:

• 12:09 I totally just sprained my neck while masturbating. Icing and downing ibuprofen now. Fuck'n OUCH. #
• 12:18 For those of you who are wondering, yes, I carried on bravely through the pain and managed to finish before stopping to cry. #

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Daily snippets of my life:

• 11:35 Shirts not fitting because my arms are getting more muscular is an interesting predicament to be in. #
• 17:51 "Enlightenment is not about becoming divine. Instead it's about becoming more fully human....It is the end of ignorance." - Lama Surya Das #

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Daily snippets of my life:

• 11:31 Please remain seated: twitpic.com/mmcvs #

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Daily snippets of my life:

• 11:34 Why I often end up wearing a padded bra when I go out, Exhibit A: twitpic.com/mhuat #
• 13:05 I despise leaf-blowers. Pick up a frick'n broom already! #

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Daily snippets of my life:

• 09:11 Am I the only one who has nightmares nearly every night? #
• 09:17 p.s. Yesterday was 11 months since my accident. Still can't walk more than a block without a cane and pain. Trying to keep positive anyway. #
• 23:12 Fantasizing about running away to France and driving a convertible through the French countryside on a ( Read more... )