time to get back on the saddle

[whipsy]

snagged from darthbatgirl and modestroad

1.) Give me a pairing.
2.) Give me an AU setting.
3.) I will write you a three-sentence fic.

Comments

[scribble_myname]

1) Rogue/Remy
2) The southern cooking restaurant of doom

[whipsy]

As the young girl hoping to get one of the two waitress jobs listed in the morning paper's want ad section walked into Lebeau's - once the premiere experience for Southern Fine Dining until the late owner's youngest son, Remy, inherited the establishment against his wishes because who in their right mind wanted to run a restaurant at twenty-one or so he believed then - the place had turned into quite a shoddy (the front door was practically falling off its hinges), disgusting (not one table was completely cleared of dirty dishes), smelly (Marie couldn't even figure out where the stench was coming from!), all-around giant mess that she nearly left, except she held her ground because dammit, she really needed the money and a job where not too many questions were asked was her best bet to continue laying low

[scribble_myname]

Total love. This is just TOO awesome.

[whipsy]

Yay! \o/ Thank you! XD

[nix_101]

♥ Selina/Bruce
♥ They both live 'normal' lives. *Le shock*

[whipsy]

"Bruce!" Selina was positively seething, "If I have to ask you again, I will claw your eyes out!"

Without a single word or even a glance in her direction, her husband got up from the couch during the commercial break and finally took out the trash.

Selina inhaled deeply, shook her head, and muttered to herself, "I should have listened to my mother and married Harvey Dent."

That's the first thing popped into my head, but because it was so horrible, lol, I gave it another try...

Bruce Wayne was bored with the monotony of his life and the endless parade of money, women, and fundraisers thinking he could write a book, Philandering Philanthropist, and make it a best-seller chock-full of explicit details he possessed concerning married and single socialites alike when he caught sight of a stunning brunette he had never seen before walking into the banquet room

[felinefetale]

Your writing is never horrible. I love both! It's kinda lame, but I kinda dig the domestic Bruce/Selina in a weird way >.>

And I just happen to be commenting with my RP account! Appropriate!

[whipsy]

Your writing is never horrible.

I will come back and reread your comment often, lol!

But seriously, I'm glad you liked both! XD

[bradygirl_12]

Steve/Diana

1930s Chicago ;)

[whipsy]

FBI Agent Steve Trevor, handpicked by Hoover, was an honorable man, an honest one, too, but aside from that he had awful bad luck and often wondered two things: why he loved his chosen profession when life insisted on punishing him for it and why he fell in love with a woman he couldn't possibly have a future with

[bradygirl_12]

Oh, poor star-crossed lovers! Both caught on opposite sides and paying the price. :(

Steve would have been the kind of agent that Hoover would choose, because he'd have potential agents screened in his office for their good looks.

[whipsy]

A little angst this time for these two...

Really? I did not know this. But then yes, Steve would definitely have been hired! ;)

[ava_jamison]

1. Bruce Wayne/Catwoman
2. In Outer Space

Also I am stealing this meme! :)

[whipsy]

These are three very long sentences, which I hope make some sense! ;)

"Don't worry, Bruce, we're going to make it," Catwoman said while she focused on opening the safe successfully, but really the words were more for her benefit than for the handsome man who she dragged from the main deck down to the Captain's quarters after he had been knocked unconscious by a creepy looking alien.

If her on-again, off-again was conscious he might have asked how it was possible for her to save them - the hull of the Cruise Ship to Mars spacecraft had a huge, gaping hole on the side letting the short supply of oxygen flow out into the nothingness of space - since there was one thing he didn't know (or so she thought) while she was fully aware of (after all, it's the reason she was on Cruise Ship to Mars's maiden voyage), and that was that the safe contained one fully charged Green Lantern ring, which she planned on using to get them both back home

[bradygirl_12]

Cruise Ship To Mars! Come see this thrilling film with the sexy Selina and her playboy boyfriend, Bruce Wayne!

For some reason that ship name made me think of a '50s movie trailer. ;)

[whipsy]

I would so watch that! ;)

It does, doesn't it?! Lol! XD

[xenokattz]

1) Toph/anyone
2) Marvel (comics, movies, or any of the animated stuff)
3) EXULT!

[whipsy]

Practically the entire school gathered in or near the entrance to the Danger Room, eyes wide in giddy surprise, mouths agape in flabbergasted awe because even though the newest arrival was quite young (only 12), she was supposedly a very powerful mutant despite being blind, but what no one imagined was that she could 'see' as well as manipulate the very earth, sand, and metal in her close vicinity.

"Alright, kid," Logan growled while hanging upside down against a side wall in the Danger Room, "You've had you're fun, so put me down now!"

Toph grinned as she shook her head (because if the hairy, cigar-stinking, growling man was going to challenge her and her powers, he was going to see exactly what she was capable of), than asked loud enough for all students and X-men present to hear, "Who thinks I should make him dance?"

[xenokattz]

OH TOPH! You so badass. And will be teacher's pet for Scott. Or Logan.

[whipsy]

She is! *loves* Both, actually. Without either knowing!