who the fuck stole our john coltrane poster, AND how the fuck did they get it out?

i want answers.

a.j.

thank you god. seriously ( Read more... )

Nick Bay told me about a very VERY brief conversation Hetti and he had recently:

Hetti: "dude nick when we move in together lets get a dog!"

Nick Bay: (in whisper voice) "yeah dude thats cool, strike one."

maybe you just have to be in the know but maybe it really is just that self-explanitory.

~whiskey

a.j.: angela you've outsmoked us all...(stupid laughter).
steve: seriously youre with six dudes and you're stil smoking.
angela: i think...i think its because of this body wash i got, its supposed to awaken you.

Kristin: wouldnt it be crazy if i actually found out that my dad wasnt really my dad?!?!

A.J.: kristin, they'd find out your dad was your uncle before they found out he wasnt your dad.

during zoolander ( Read more... )

well shit its been a while. so im going to give you a quick rundown of all the fucking cool things i can remember that have gone down since may 1st (most of this shit is going to be pretty recent seeing as how i have no real memory of....well even last week really ( Read more... )

i seriously want to start a motherfucking rap group. and i mean that literally. i want to rap and fuck your mothers ( Read more... )

i think its fucking silly to be invited somewhere with the clause "as long as youre not a dick to (insert shit talking baby's name here)".