so shit. today i wake up to my phone ringing, and since angela's phone is a piece of dick it wont answer. so i drag myself up, run to the living room pick up the phone to hear paul saying "are we still giving plasma?" i say yes...seriously not realizing what im getting myself into. we watched a total of three movies while we were there, watched the ( Read more... )

i hate to pee in toilet water. i just hate the sound. completely. but in the same breath i hate hate hate to lift the toilet seat, because if i dont want to piss in the water and im too lazy to pick up the toilet seat then im going to probably dribble piss on said toilet seat and have to bend over and clean it anyhow ( Read more... )

i set myself on fire. for like a second i was engulfed. only paul and heddy were there to see it. my arm, leg, and the front part of my hair are all singed. crap man.

~JACKASS

it wasnt a good year for movies. it hasnt been a good decade for movies in fact. the problem is, every year the academy (whoever those dudes are) grab onto one movie and suck its dick the entire awards season. it started with back with forest gump, which deserved all the kudos it got, but this is a seriously foolish (not to mention somewhat lazy) ( Read more... )

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"well ive been saved by jesus, so fuck you!"

~fat bitch on cheaters

guy: negrodamus, why do white people like wayne brady so much.

negrodamus: because wayne brady makes bryant gumble look like malcom x.

so i forgot to tell you, i got my scooter back. yep. after literally 4 months of that thing sitting in my backyard, its back. though not as id like it, which is "fixed". though it isnt "fixed" in the literal sense of the word, it is operational, which is fine with me since solano cycle are the most unreliable people to own a business (besides the ( Read more... )

thats weird. mhm.

a.j.

oh hello there friends. yeah ive not been here for awhile, fuck it. i really dont have anything to say. everythings been pretty scraight. adam lost his job. ha. not really funny "ha ha", more funny "jackass". im not talking shit. really. it just is funny sort of. or maybe it just is to me because i was sinking in the very same boat not a year ago. ( Read more... )