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[whiskeybullets]

so on the way to school this morning i was amazed when i found out, via a UofL representative giving a campus tour to incoming freshman, that the university is now offering a speed school degree in bioterrorism! fuck yeah bioterrorism. i want to learn to make dirty nuclear weapons, infect water supplies with deadly viruses and to process and mail

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[kirbs_22]

but bioterrorism sounds so much cooler. i mean come on, "So what's your major? BIOTERRORISM!" they learned everything they know about it from donald duck.

[whiskeybullets]

donald duck is the grandfather of bioterrorism. just look how angry he is all of the time.

[tue930]

isn't that new building on campus to research bioterrorism? she may have said the correct word. there is still hope for your dream job. (not as the replacement keyboardist for ace of base)

[whiskeybullets]

she specifically said a new major in bioterrorism. the new building is for biology/electrical engineering/chemistry/bioengineering. there might be a mechanical or chemical engineer to be found roaming the halls as well. with those majors, they could easily research bioterrorism, but as far as I know there isn't a "bioterrorism" department nor is there a "bioterrorism laboratory". She made it sound like you could come to uofl as an undergraduate at study bioterrorism as a major, which you most certainly cannot.

[tue930]

of course you "cannot" wink wink i won't tell