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David Beckham is going to be playing for the Galaxy at a salary of $250 million over five years (allthough only $50 million is from salary) with additional income coming from profit sharing in the club ( Read more... )

anyone else from kentucky make it to the polls? honestly, did anyone know who to vote for? i left approximately 95% of the ballots empty, and i follow politics. school board? circuit court judge? family court judge? court of appeals? court jester? best smile ( Read more... )

man i used to have a great live journal. what happened? where did i go? who are you people?

and now for something different...........

sadly i have nothing. someone do something crazy.

now that the days have passed i want to say some things. more for my benefit than yours. not that anyone ever listens to anyone anyway ( Read more... )

09.06.06 it begins
i'll be hoisting my pints for england on sunday and maybe for the us on monday.
any like minded company is welcome, though you brazil fans can go straight to hell.
the games are in the morning, so be prepared to be drunk all day.

Trip Report ( Read more... )

i am taking a break to share this with all of you:

Ferlinghetti Dug Thin Mints

Hobo: ...and the cookies from the sky, you know, man? All them cookies from the sky, like fuckin' meteors!
Tourist girl: Look, Mom, it's a Beat poet!

--Times Square

thanks everyone for coming saturday, for the beer, and for the cake. i hope everyone enjoyed themselves. who drank my whiskey, if you don't mind my asking ( Read more... )

"Athanasius Kircher designed the cat piano and documented it in the Musurgia Universalis in 1650. The piano was designed to raise the spirits of an Italian prince who was too stressed out. The musician would select cats whose voices were at different pitches then arrange them in the pens accordingly. The piano delivered sharp pokes into the tails ( Read more... )