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Nov 08, 2005 15:57

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screamobot November 8 2005, 21:22:12 UTC
everyone knows bees in africa can't afford laser systems.

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whiskeybullets November 8 2005, 22:17:32 UTC
you're thinking of the northern african countries. johannesburg is in south africa. bees there are richer than their more northern counterparts. also, these bees lived in an electrical substation, which implies an intimate knowledge of science and technology. likely, they could fabricate their own laser systems.

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screamobot November 8 2005, 22:23:05 UTC
egypt isnt poor bitch! south africa is as shitty as it comes, and electrical substations ..if you live inside one you are stupid and poor.those bees need to get a job and stop exploiting the citiys resources.

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whiskeybullets November 9 2005, 15:16:32 UTC
the gdp of egypt in 2003 was 101.3 billion, the gdp of south africa in the same year was 138.66 billion. additionally egypt currently(2004) has 77,505,756 people while south africa(also 2004) has only 44,344,136. that puts egypt at about $1304 per person per year and south africa at about $3127 per person per year. while these are statistics about people, it is only logical that they would extrapolate to bee economics also. Therefore, south african bees are proabably rich enough to either afford education that allows them to build laser guidance systems or rich enough to buy these systems from companies like honeywell or lockheed martin. Also, it is a well known fact that due to the population explosion in africa, realestate is at a premium, forcing many to find alternative forms of shelter, including electrical sub-stations. while we, as a western society, may condemn such practices, in africa it is seen as a workable solution to an epedemic problem. sometimes you just gotta live in an electric box doug.

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whiskeybullets November 8 2005, 22:20:49 UTC
while i agree that flying killer horses would be very frightening, I have to question your logic of punching 10 million bees in their faces. even a trained martial arts master would have difficulty with such a task.

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screamobot November 9 2005, 03:53:43 UTC
dane cook, jock? or nerd that plays football?..the age old question. unfunny dude. age old answer.

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kirbs_22 November 8 2005, 21:45:30 UTC
another reason why learning to speak bee is in fact useful.

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screamobot November 8 2005, 22:21:01 UTC
bees communicate through dance, i was born with that knowledge

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whiskeybullets November 8 2005, 22:23:19 UTC
that, and you'd have so many more friends to chat with on AIM.

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