If you were a centaur in a bar people would constantly touch your butt

[whiskeyjack]

You're a centaur in some stock fantasy setting and you and your friends decide to go to the human pub (they love you because a centaur can probably put away a *lot* of alcohol). Naturally you wouldn't take a table, since you don't sit so you and your friends would stand at the bar

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[entirelysonja]

Wow, now this is random.

The question is, would the centaur enjoy it?

[whiskeyjack]

If you didn't you would stop going to human bars.

Or start kicking people then say, "oops - sorry. I am part horse, you know". If you weigh over 800 lbs I bet people aren't anxious to start fights with you.