Interesting discovery.

[whispersofgrace]

With oh-so-appropo timing, I've discovered a snake. In my yard. It actually took a rather long time to process this information. It went something like this: the grass looks funny over there.. the grass is moving over there.. there's something moving in the grass over there.. it's like, slitherin- HOLY FUCK IT'S A SNAKE!

It slithered away under the

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[utopian__dream]

HAHAHAHHA!

The entire time I was reading your entry, I was thinking 'SARAH HAS SOME MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES IN HER MOTHERFUCKING YARD!'

:P

[ravenrose]

Completely harmless, except to rodents, and small lizards (yeah, those skinks are probably lunch).
No venom, and not overly inclined to bite.
Will not be a threat to anything larger than a mouse.

My advice, patch the porch hole, and then let it be...

[crocodlle]

Why don't you get your muthafuckin' snake out of your muthafuckin' yard?