Such an ugly beast.

I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy.

yesterday was my 25th birthday!

it began with two finals at 7:45 and 10:05, and ended with me being completely shit-faced from jumbo texas margaritas and flaming shots... woohoo!

About two weeks until my huge quarter-century party... yaaaaaay

And why do boys hint that they want to fuck me? Why don't they just come out and ask, so I can say no right then and there?

Fucking stupid boys.

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This has got to be the most a-fucking-mazing rendition of 'Bohemian Rhapsody' that I've ever seen... and it's acapella!

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You have a Sexual IQ of 144

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So this whole thing with my car pretending not to start until I spend five minutes coaxing the engine into turning over every morning is really kind of obnoxious.

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AIBOHPHOBIA

Definition: the irrational fear of palindromes (words that read the same forwards and backwards).

Dude 1: Hey, what's your name?
Dude 2: Bob.
Dude 1: AAAAAAAAAAH! *Runs and hides behind sofa*
Bob: Wow.
Dude 1: AAAAAAAAAAH! *Runs away and falls down stairs*

*snicker*