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well, today i accomplished something else amazing. i got sugar in my eyes. yup. sugar. in my freaking eyes. thanks to my 7 and 5 year old cousins who were fighting over a spoonful of sugar and spilled it. in my eyes. and lemme tell ya, it burns! then i had to babysit. i ate about eight cookies (they were good) and did my homework while i watched
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alas! alas!
sugar in mine eyne!
the burning, the burning!
life hath no meaning!
...teehee
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and my life has lost meaning now, because i don't think i could ever write a poem like ricky's.
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you, as a woman, have much more potential than I, as a man, have.
Think about it...there's alot of money to be made in black market baby traffic...
...infants can be a relatively easy-to-replenish source of monetary gain.
So look on the bright side, you may never go hungry.
on that note
"If George Bush is going concerned with gay marriage, abortion, and gun laws, then why doesn't he just go after gay people with guns that kill babies?"
I...am a complete imbecile.
AND THAT IS WHY YOU SHOULD FEEL BETTER! SMIIIIILE!
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[not that i swear by mr oberst's comment]
aw, and any suggestion about me selling my babies always cheers me up, thanks ricky.
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*is violently killed by anyone with morals*
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