N-Naruto-kun...? Iruka-Sensei...? Um...I-I don't know where I am, I-I-I w-woke up in a s-strange house a-a-and as a g-guy! ####O____O#### W-What's g-going on?
N-Naruto-kun brought Sasuke-kun home last night, t-there was a lot of banging and yelling after that... ...why can't N-Naruto-kun and Sasuke-kun get along? We s-should all be friends, right?
W...we're all snowed into the school...there's a lot of people in here... ...a- and there's a really strange creature walking around too, i-it's been rummaging around in the school's trashcans for the past hour...