yeah i was shopping at nijiya market today and this older japanese FELLA bumps into me from behind and i turned around and was like "howwwdy partner" in my deepest sexiest phonesex voice and he was like wtf? i like looked him up and down and licked my fingers and was all like rose mcgowanny and i said "you like this gap in my teeth baby you can ( Read more... )

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for serrrrrious its been too long and im sure everyone fucking HATES me by now!!

okay but i know a lot of las vegas people are on this list, and i have a huge mondo massiv-o favor question to ask.... what are the good venues in your hood??? all of them... all of them! my friend is booking shows for a band and she doesnt know anyone in las vegas an ( Read more... )

AND OH YEAH!!!
i TOTALLY forgot to dedicate my blood bros post to electric_child because she didnt get to go and i had to make her feel like she was there.. sooooo ( Read more... )

i love everyone ( Read more... )

im sorry i havent been replying to all you beautiful peoples entries lately !!! no honestly, im really really sorry about that.
ive been sooooooooo busy... but when i get back i promise ill leave you a thousand comments!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

love,
johnny lee orara

oooohh... its great to be back.. back.. back "home ( Read more... )

oh yeah were in vegas now.
60% of all the bills in this city have at once been in a strippers gstring.
i forgot where i heard that.

alright! so were in albequerque now ... I CANT BELIEVE I SPELLED THAT RIGHT ( Read more... )