what is totally lame: when like, 8th graders think they know eeeverything about junkies after watching requiem and trainspotting. and then going around telling their friends that they too were heroin chic ( Read more... )

SAFETY TIP: dont EVER fall asleep in this fucking apartment ( Read more... )

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ok seriously folks... dont fall asleep on the couch when your friends are drunk because they end up bleaching your hair and you wake up in the mornign and look like george michael. they didnt even wake me up before they go-go'ed. (fuck, i cant make that work right.)

just an important safety tip from everyones favorite johnny!

ohhh what happened today ( Read more... )

oh god its so easy being someone else for a day ( Read more... )

wheee. whoreay! long fuckin weekend ( Read more... )

i was wearing my tyranosaurus rex tshirt today and this girl walks up to me and asks me if she could kiss my feet cos tyrannosaurs are her favorite ( Read more... )

timberlakes the fucking man. me and archey are sittin around here not knowing wtf to listen to and he goes "dude i dont know why im saying this but do you like justin timberlake?" and im like baffled by his mention because jt is like my number one secret. and im like, "holy shit, dude, jt's my number one secret!" so me and archey start singin along ( Read more... )

long long long yesterdayday ( Read more... )