I hate men. I hate men. If you have a penis, I hate you. Had a nice little chat with my bastard of a "husband" today. Let's read it and see how my life is on a daily basis. (His SN has been changed to protect the cowardly ( Read more... )

My husband's grandmother died last month, after a short battle with cancer. We buried her almost to the day, a month ago ( Read more... )

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Well, I just fell for Gavin DeGraw beyond the realm of his amazing voice and music. This is a quote from The Pulse weekly, who interviewed him when he was in my state for his show ( Read more... )

Seriously. Guess it's called a penis llama. Whatever the hell that is. Sorry, but this cracked me up to no end, mainly because it's so sick and just pointless. The noise. My god.

So I bring you, the penis llama...


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I'm actually going to write him a letter and hopefully send it out this week. *nervous squee* I'm going to send him a copy of Gavin's Stripped CD too. Hope he likes it ( Read more... )

Is it wrong that I'm more concerned about the cockroach than the gay stripping? LOL Because I think the first thing I'd have Orlando do (ok...one of the first things) would be getting rid of that bug. BLICK.

And this one cracked me up, mainly because it's so true. LOL

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So, this is early. But it just occured to me that I won't be around tomorrow. How I wish I could be, but since my husband's grandmother past away yesterday, I'm not sure what the next few days will hold. So...in case I don't get to do this tomorrow ( Read more... )

This is hysterical. Make sure you've emptied your bladder and are not drinking anything as you read this. Bravo to you, Cleo ( Read more... )

Love this. Anyone know a site where I can use it? I'm dying to. I've had it for months, but can't find anywhere to use it. Poo. It's so pretty too. Orlando and Bon Jovi lyrics. Wee.


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