even the devil can quote scripture.

happy late birthday derrick,
for you this year,
i got a bunch of people drunk.
its probably good most didnt know it was my house or your birthday,

they probably would have broken shit. <3

laugh

until

my

head

comes

off.

It's like finding home
In an old folk song
That you've never ever heard
Still you know every word
And for sure you can sing along.

*

So a jewish rabbi and a catholic priest are walking down the street,
and on the other side of the street they see a young boy.
so the priest says to the rabbi,
"hey, how about we fuck that little boy?"
and the rabbi replies,
"...out of what?"

so last night i'm at chuck's house, i look up, and the ceiling is covered with flies.

haven't seen you around in awhile

,hey.

OH SHIT.

to my lovers-
i am remodeling.
i deleted my friends list. so leave me a comment if you want on.

xo

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