So Desanty just sent me some old message I sent him a few years ago ( Read more... )

I don't know what to do on a coffee drinking date. You drink one you're done. What the fuck do I do know? I can't order like 12 more. I drank it too fast! Now my hands are fiddle busy with a straw and I'm sucking on cold air off ice cubes. It's not that I'm nervous, just awkward. It feels like it’s been a long while since I've been on a real date ( Read more... )

T is for Texas. T is for Tenesse. T is for its Two in the morning its Time for me to wake up for work. When I hear that alarm clock, boy do I wish T was Titties.

Life is good. This LJ picture is old. Its funny. Go to the beginning of your online shit (LJ and myspace inbox) and ream em'.  Every year life was so different.  People in and out of life ( ( Read more... )

I wrote this letter today and I hope to one day put it through a tire-iron sized hole in an SUV window ( Read more... )

...As the scorpion stung the fox, the fox said,' How could you do that, now we'll both drown.'

'I couldn't help it,' said the scorpion, 'it’s my nature.'

“I began to realize that for two years my life had been a drawing on resources that I did not possess, that I had been mortgaging myself physically and spiritually up to the hilt”


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A french women a few years older than my mother told me today that she was once the best pole vaulter in her town. She could run faster and fly higher then anyone there had ever seen and though they envied here she did not care much for it. "Too much hard work," she said. "Too much pain." The only part that was worth it, she said was in the ( Read more... )

So to build a bike or to buy a car? This questions comes from a lesson. The bungee cords in the dollar bin are to not to be trusted. I hope the tiawanese boy who made it is beaten twice as hard tonight and put to bed with no rice. The cord snapped. This is important because the cord kept my hood attached to my car and when the cord ceased to ( Read more... )

There were wet breasts and dicks and balls and vaginas flying everwhere last night. The naked cannonballs and white dolphins attacks were my favorite. I'm pretty sure I saw about half of my coworkers naked last night. I know about all of them saw Sarah naked last night. I betcha Winn-Dixie doesn't party like we do ( Read more... )

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