Trust is what I'm offering
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1. At the end of today, do you think you'll feel spent or refreshed? I'd say accomplished. I got my article written.
2. Do you like back rubs? Not really.
3. When did you last mislead someone? Not my line of business. I do tend to be politer to people that I hate, though. Does that count?
4. What color are your eyes? Blue/ ( Read more... )

 I don't prefer to wear hats. My head is rather large, you know, to hold my brain swelling.

I do not live for fear of dying, rather of you, children of monkeys, trying to steal my precious organs. For the shit is not in the projectiles of the fan but in the throwing.

Be with Go and carry his blessings.
 

Hey kitties.

I live on facebook these days. However, I missed Ben the rat and decided to pay him a visit.

UCF has monopolized my brain. Molested may be the more appropriate term.

The second I get home I crash, which is bad seeing as I type this I have two articles to write, phone calls to make, tests to take and sleep to neglect.

Last night I took a ( Read more... )

Thrown into the overpowering nova that is college life, I find myself settling down. Being intelligent is not so weird or cumbersome once I admit I have a lot to learn and need to adjust to taking the time to learn it ( Read more... )

Annoyance in a nutshell

I’m surprise you think I care

The more I watch your lips form words

The more I think of something else

Can the balloon juice doll face

The more you speak the more I need a boat

The only interesting thing

About you is the spinach in your teeth

I’d interrupt and tell you but

Why miss watching others grimace

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Dead serious. If anyone ever needs me I'm here. If I can help, I will. No matter the problem, or the query, or the need. HERE ( Read more... )

I woke up this morning and that sensation can best be described in a Pink Floyd song at a particular crescendo "AND THE WORMS ATE INTO HIS BRAIN ( Read more... )

Ever since BARC had their event outside the union, I find myself thinking about that day saying, "Man, that bubble machine was fucking awesome, they should bring that back."

That was great. I remember looking at it and saying (partially to myself), "How cool would it be to dance in all those dead animals?" (each bubble was meant to represent an ( Read more... )

Well folks ( Read more... )