Excuse me, Freud would like a word

[whizzy]

So I'm hanging in game chat, and this guy is talking about a frustrating dream he had in which he tried repeatedly but was unable to "fire a gun". It took me five minutes of following the ensuing conversation to realize that a) not a troll, and b) he honestly had NO CLUE that he was describing a metaphor for anything. He was just pissed that his

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[eberbach]

NEIN. I can fire my gun one-handed.

[eroica]

Darling, everyone suffers misfires, I'm sure ever you.

[eberbach]

Don't insult my Magnum! It has never misfired!

[eroica]

It has a name? How adorable.