Been a long time since I updated this thing. Had nothing much to say. Things have been quiet. Found me a new job, working in a magic shop. Bit of a falloff from me lofty position in the days of yore, yeah, but once I got over me hurt pride I found I liked it fine. I even found meself a girlfriend. I know, an ugly old bugger like me! Who'da thunk it ( Read more... )

Never imagined it'd end like this. Never imagined it'd end at ALL, really ( Read more... )

Don't think I can really talk yet about some of the fun the senior partners have been putting me through. Don't really wanna think about it too much, to be honest. Don't know what I've done to get back on their radar, really... they've been tormenting me with the same old crap for so long, why shake things up after all this time ( Read more... )

Saw Ms. Burkle walking around today, so I figured she was up and alive again. But no, later I saw Miss Demon Whosis again, so I guess she was just trying on Ms. Burkle's life for a bit to see how it fit ( Read more... )

I been here a long time, but I will never get used to this place ( Read more... )

The Senior Partners, speaking through young Mr. Hamilton, have made me an offer I couldn't refuse. And I've refused it. They told me if I didn't perk up and start playing nice with the other kids around here, they was gonna cut off some of me limbs and maybe take away my ability to speak. They also told me if I improved my attitude they'd maybe ( Read more... )

Captain Peroxide and the demon wearing poor Ms. Burkle's skin have been making rather a mess in the lab, kicking over tables and such. I'd complain, but so far demon girl has been absolutely kicking the tar out of blondiebear. I'd say a few shattered beakers is a small price to pay for that kind of satisfaction ( Read more... )

Oh, bugger. Things had been so nice and quiet 'round here for a while (well, other than a recent epidemic of body-swapping 'round the office, some cheeky devil's April Fool prank)... but then today we had a visit from the new liason for the senior partners, a Mr. Hamilton. Didn't fancy him a bit, I must say. He came bustin' in, kicking in garage ( Read more... )

Bloody hell. I accidentally let one of the Goblark demons out. The little bastard is loose down in accounts someplace. Hopefully I'll find him before he bites anybody's ankles. Goblark venom is... well, let's just say I'd best find him soon ( Read more... )

Oh, dear. Well, seems Miss Burkle is not quite so alive as she looked the other night. Dennis tells me she's been taken over by some ancient demon, and the Miss Burkle we knew is gone, poor lass ( Read more... )